Sunday, 2 September 2012

Gangnam Style.

AYYYEEEEEEE SEXYY LADIESSS!!(And guys, and not-so-sexy ladies)

So, here I am, to discuss a very serious issue with you. Since we all know what this is about, yes, the new Korean video. You know what I'm talking about[If you don't, you have no right to be on the internet. Get off, and go and cry in the corner because some Anonymous(Pun intended) guy insulted you]. There, at present, live only three types of people on this planet: 'Gangnam Style' haters(excluding Justin Bieber fans), 'Gangnam Style' haters(Justin Bieber fans) and 'Gangnam Style' addicts. Haha, I liked the way I insulted Justin Bieber right there. *Does the Oppa Gangnam Style dance*

Damn, this has become such an issue. I prefer doing the dance and reaching my destination instead of walking. I find it cool. But hey, don't judge me. I may be bad at dancing, but at least I'm not like my pal who started watching Korean porn once he saw the girl in the video. Apparently, the girl doing the dance turns him on. He finds it hard to walk after watching the video. Don't ask me how I know. For those of you who haven't watched the video and dispute being categorised as Justin Bieber fans, and the ones who love watching the video, here's a token of Korean sobriety :- www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

Hell, never thought I'd be addicted to something Korean. I'll catch you later. Gotta resume to my Gangnam Style regime.

OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!!

Saturday, 1 September 2012

Sins of the Forgotten.

Look there, and take a walk through the garden of life,
The one which is so withered,
Where the grass isn't green on either side,
Leaving your soul nothing but tethered.

The distaste surrounds you on all fours,
While the dark shadows lurk past,
You get a short glimpse at their faces,
And no longer does your sanity last.

You see the treachery on their faces remembering,
They left your insides painstakingly sparse,
You lie down there thinking helplessly,
How they turned your life into a farce.

You see your existence recaptured,
as the train of events passes by,
Miserable, you think, your life was,
but you're stronger than that, you don't cry.

Now wake up from that ugly reminiscence,
Scour your vulnerability to chide,
Look into that mirror of yours,
and find the dark passenger inside.